Looking for a cheap place to visit? Better yet, looking to make a quick return on an investment? I have one word for you: Cyprus.
If I am going to negotiate with a debt collector, he needs to get my name right.
Last week I was asked to host the Miss Haven pageant. Naturally, I said yes. The Platinum SXSW badges and $1,000 cash prize brought out some wonderful contestants… and some crazy drunkenness. After the bikini round the DJ asked me to strut my stuff (which always ends up with me shirtless). Midway through my bit, a lady jumps up on stage and proceeds to get undress… and moderately violate me. After we wrestled for control of the microphone, security came and ‘rescued’ me, she was later kicked out and arrested. Apparently this is nothing new (she was on the TV show Bad Girls Club a few years ago). Poor dear. I guess.
I don’t even let this debt collector get started.
A few months back I told you that goats, not cats, would be the future of the internet. I submit to you, more evidence: goat remixes. Here are a few of my favorites.
Bon Jovi – Livin on a Prayer
Hanson – MMM Bop Read More…
SXSW isn’t all about wristbands, badges and lines. In fact, the biggest craze is the pre-SXSW day parties! Now, it’s never a simple task to find a good party and RSVP. Luckily, I’ve been around the block and found the ten absolute best SXSW day parties that YOU MUST attended! Forget all else, this IS where IT is AT.
1) The JT Sessions Exclusive VIP Party
This is the all exclusive party of SXSW! Free bottle service vodka and sushi atop the 360 Tower featuring a performance by Justin Timberlake. To RSVP, you must know a platinum badge holder and have a Sheettie Bank Visa Card. Bring your Visa Card and your badge holding friend to the Austin Convention Center. Meet a guy named Phillip. He will direct you to a location to pick up your wristband for the party. After you wait in line to get the wristband, you should probably get in line for the party as there are a limited number of seats (four).
2) Hip Hop Meets Dubstep
Skrillex and NAS battle it out in Harold’s basement. The duo plan to mix dubstep beats with lyricism at what promises to be quite a show! Harold’s grandmother goes to bed early so the concert should rap up by 8pm. According to Harold, to RSVP, just show up and be a hot girl. Read More…