Ryan Revolver Reviews: Contraband

Ryan Revolver Reviews: Contraband

In Contraband Mark Walberg plays a former smuggler who is brought back into the criminal world to bail out his brother-in-law.

This is a straight shoot from the hip action-thriller with a little bit of comedy mixed in that I thought was a very good movie. Now of course it is not a Oscar worthy performance, by any means, but it is still a good little flick to go check out on a Friday Night.

The only thing that really bugged me about this movie was Giovanni Ribisi’s accent. I don’t know what that was! Was it like this Southern Twang? It was horrible! The movie gives audience goers a soft-laced look at the world of smuggling drugs and counterfeit currency. PLAY: CONTRABAND

January 26, 2012

Another Toll

Your tax dollars at work! Another toll road you will have to pay for… twice.

January 25, 2012

Nap Time

I’m taking a nap with my best friend. I hope he never snores loud again.

January 24, 2012

At the DPS

I haven’t received a speeding ticket in ten years. A few months ago I got two (for doing 70mph on I-35 – a highway dammit!!!!). Now in trying to get a license reissued so I can get my driving record and finish my defensive driving deferment. Lame.

January 20, 2012

Photoshopping the Tebow Supper

I took some screen shots of my Photoshop work. Yes, I know… it’s middle school.

January 20, 2012

She’s a cute dirty miner

January 19, 2012

Eatin’ with Lamar

Today Lamar tries out Trailer Cup Cakes.

January 17, 2012

Bucket List

My Daily Pic is of a fictional bucket list. What would be on yours?

January 17, 2012

Last Temptation of Tebow

I promise, this will be my last Tebow related post.

January 14, 2012

by CJ Morgan
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CGJRPC 42 | Moment of Silence, Romney’s Penis and Diabetes

CGJRPC 42 | Moment of Silence, Romney’s Dick and Diabetes 01.14.12
Just how big is Mitt Romney’s Penis? We explore that question, talk about therapy, diabetes, play our voicemail and have a moment of silence for Pac. Music By: The Black Keys, M83, Gotye and The Soldier Thread. Congrats to our Tweeter of the Week: @THE_DT_Show.

CGJRPC42

January 13, 2012

The Tebow Supper

January 13, 2012

Look out Bitch! Thats a Cobra!

I am attempting to start a new meme. Thoughts?

January 11, 2012

Head of Tebow

From the iconic 1940 painting

January 10, 2012

Shroud of Tebow

I have uncovered the mystery behind the Shroud of Turin.

January 10, 2012

Grin and Bear It

This Daily Pic is of KLBJ’s Carissa in a bear suit. Why you ask? Well, I can’t really say but this is her punishment.

January 9, 2012

Tebow the Sheppard

I have created a gallery of Tebow paintings. I will post one everyday until he takes on the Broncos. Tebow Be Praised!

January 9, 2012

CJ the Wrapper

I thought I would share my wrapping skills with you in this Daily Pic.

January 8, 2012

Happy Side Boob Sunday!

January 7, 2012

Get it Correct!

January 6, 2012

100 Resolutions

It’s a week into the new year so I thought I would remind myself of my 100 Resolutions tweeted via @Darkives on New Years Eve.

Achieve happiness, start regularly smoking pot
Grow a beard that doesn’t smell
Visit Europe, bang European chicks
Average more than 20 http://Darkives.com views an hour and by hour I mean day… Ok month.
Be more like Kenny Powers http://twitpic.com/81ddvg
Disc Golf Tournament!
Do work son
Shake my head, the tweet: SMH
Clever Girl http://twitpic.com/81dkng
Write that novel
Ride in @yellowcab370
Plant bird seed in the yards of people who over water
Oust an actual Mayor of a city, then check in on @foursquare
Podcast in a garage, call it “garagecast”
Finish my novel
Challenge @bdoe_klbj to a game of chest
Promote “Drum Circle Wednesdays” http://twitpic.com/81eb3d
Take a few pointless classes at the ole community center
Do not get stomach flu
Dubstep
Come up with a title for my novel
Fire this musket http://twitpic.com/81ej8x
Start life size ant farm at work
Start Alien Ant Farm which will entail sand and burying a rock band alive
Give up writing a novel but still call myself a writer
Host fondue and wine mixer at homeless
Join a yoga class and fart a lot
Release the hounds http://twitpic.com/81g8je
Lose a lot of weight then gain it
Play all my Pink Floyd records in reverse
Discover meaning of life via #30
Invent a gravy pump filtration system
Watch the new Batman movie, complain that it sucks and leave halfway through (no matter how awesome
Cure cancer but only for dogs
Drunk dial Burt Reynolds http://yfrog.com/nykw5mpj
Get at least 13,000 more followers
Find @whispyminks
Visit Dan Fogelberg’s grave
Write a song that’s not about poo
Bank for free by robbing a bank
Discover the fountain of youth, pee in it, then watch and laugh as old men drink
Get naked with a black girl
Get weekly haircuts, save all the hair
Start, put out and restart a fire
Beat Pee-pap at shuffleboard
Tweet moronic lists and hastag them
Get something published on @Reddit
Allow myself to get sexually assaulted
Pity some foos http://yfrog.com/ocobhfdj
Two words: Bird Canon
Acquire some cocaine, play Risk for 73 straight hours
Write alternate ending to Lost (hint: it will involve a gang bang) #resolution #nye Acquire some cocaine, play
Risk for 73 straight hours
Ride the bus, talk about all the stupid poor people on the bus then ask to borrow change for my fare.
Vote for Ron Paul
Jog or “y”og. I think it’s a soft J. http://yfrog.com/nzrxvzkj
Join the Black Keyes
Wrestle a live bear
Double check that it’s not a gay man in bear suit or just a bear
Go to hospital, treat bear wounds
See how many bowls of my cereal it really takes to equal the fiber I’d get in Total
Write resolutions 62-68
Sponsor one of those third world TV babies in India
Write stuff down so I do not forget
Father child, send to India
Write stuff down so I do not forget
Send those damn Christmas cards
Whatever this is… be a part of it
Hey, it’s @PerryHair2012
Join the Army
Go AWOL
Pick a day, make someone rue it
Cunt punch that fat faced bitch Nicki Minaj
One hour and counting… need to come up with an 81st resolution
uhh….
Poop in your chimney
Masturbate in a public place
… again
Try not to get caught doing
Create a pod, replicate Donald Sutherland
Tell @daledudley it will be a great year
Listen to One Republic, be happy someone with down syndrome can sing so well
Fire a cannon then fire my writer
Hump on every Wednesday
Start a fist fight on a
Complain about the sounds inanimate objects make
Ask a total stranger “You lookin’ at me” then continue to recite Taxi Driver until they awkwardly walk off
Host intervention for Kid Rock, tell him he sucks
Help my Wiener walk
Ten more minutes
Do not make anymore stupid resolutions, they never work
Hurry up and finish this list
Make next tweet happen at exactly midnight
Happy New Year!

January 6, 2012

by CJ Morgan
in Can't Get a Job on the Radio Podcast, PODCAST
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CGJRPC 41 | Dark Times, 2011 in Review and What did Chuy do with that Number?

CGJRPC 41 | Dark Times, 2011 in Review and What did Chuy do with that Number? We review the past year, discuss 2012, the GOP election, huffing key board cleaner; we ping some news, introduce Fox News’ Ron Paul Minute and what did Chuy do with that phone number? Music by Charles Bradley and Jay Z & Kanye.

DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC41

January 6, 2012

Men’s Braille

Ever wonder what it’s like for a blind person to use the restroom in a public place? Me neither, but thanks to the Daily Pic I learned how to say “Mens” in braille.