Passive Aggresive
I decided to passive-aggressively stack all the trash in the studio in one place.
Busted!
I was trying to capture this guy cruising down the street in hot pursuit of a thief. I finally caught up to him at the light, only to get busted trying to sneak a picture. He was not happy.
Fat Tuesday
Join me at Baker Street on S. Lamar from 5-7. I have a radio remote and you have a chance to see these:
Piso Mojado
Caution: Slippery Piss
Risky Vending
I just stumbled upon this bag of vending machine Doritos earlier. At first glance, it seems to be your normal (but over priced) bag of chips. Upon closer inspection, I realized this could be a double or nothing snack gamble I needed in my life.
The bag is awkwardly misplaced between rungs. If purchased, the chips will either: Not come out, come out OR be pushed out with the bag behind it (2 for 1).
Two bags, one or none. Is 85 cents worth the risk?
Herniated Disc
So many choices it hurts.
Foe the Love of Nutty
Gotta make that nutty man,
It’s still the same now.
Foe the love of nutty.
I Keep Bettin’
I keep bettin’ were not in love anymore. I keep bettin’ things will never be the same again.
Gravy
Country gravy, take me home. To a place I wanna eat.
Another Toll
Your tax dollars at work! Another toll road you will have to pay for… twice.
Nap Time
I’m taking a nap with my best friend. I hope he never snores loud again.
At the DPS
I haven’t received a speeding ticket in ten years. A few months ago I got two (for doing 70mph on I-35 – a highway dammit!!!!). Now in trying to get a license reissued so I can get my driving record and finish my defensive driving deferment. Lame.
Bucket List
My Daily Pic is of a fictional bucket list. What would be on yours?
Grin and Bear It
This Daily Pic is of KLBJ’s Carissa in a bear suit. Why you ask? Well, I can’t really say but this is her punishment.
CJ the Wrapper
I thought I would share my wrapping skills with you in this Daily Pic.
Men’s Braille
Ever wonder what it’s like for a blind person to use the restroom in a public place? Me neither, but thanks to the Daily Pic I learned how to say “Mens” in braille.
Sweet Musket
I got this Daily Pic at a Goodwill auction. Sweet.
Games with the Devil
I managed to beat the Devil in Rummikub… of course he always plays the same numbers
Best White Elephant Gift
An emergency Irish Car Bomb kit.
Dancin Jeans
This is why you don’t dance party power slide in your good jeans.
Santa Creep
Friday’s Daily Pic is of KLBJ’s Daniel Gallo. The creepiest Claus since my Uncle Ernie.
Chuy Got a Number
Our Daily Pic brings back to last night. While dining at Pluckers, a lovely Asian women dropped a note (on hello Kitty paper) to Chuy. It read: if you want to be friends call.
Protect the Innocent
This Daily Pic reminds us all to protect the innocent.
Ume the Mighty
Today’s Daily Pic is of Ume’s shredding lead singer Lauren Larson. Simply amazing.
Aragorn or the Dude?
My boss got me this sleek Aragorn Pez Dispenser. Looks more like the Dude if you ask me.
Male Escorts
Need a man for the evening? Just talk to Gus and I. Package deals start at $10.
Never Forget
Let us remember the mistakes of our past so we do not make them again in the future.
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