Podcasts

Two Guys who work in Austin Radio but can’t get a job on the radio.

CGJRPC 34 | Cheating, Adderall and The Strange Connection between Walt Disney and Kurt Russell 9.29.11
On this episode we discuss states rights to let pot heads tote guns, cheating in schools, Walt Disney’s last words and who is R-Pizzle? As for our careers in radio? Well we talk about that too.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 34
Music By: The Cars, James Gang, Police and Emerson, Lake & Palmer

 
CGJRPC Ep 33 | Fires, Broken Wiener and What Happened to Charlie Hodge? 9.22.11
The Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast returns from break and wow… a lot has happened since our sabbatical. In this episode, we discuss the departure of the Charlie Hodge and Matt Sadler Halftime Show, my injured wiener dog, the Central Texas Fires, my car wreck, our careers, the Republican nominations and much, much more. With so much bad vibes in the air, we decided to end the show by launching the Scum-a-Pult. Listen, share and help spread the dark!

Listen: CGJRPC Episode 33

 
CGJRPC 32 | Chuck Norris, Gravy and Passive Aggresive People 8.25.11
Give this podcast about 15 minutes until the funny kicks in. Kind of like a slow train building up speed. Once it starts, it can not be stopped. Anyhow, We discuss Libya, Amy Winehouse, Chuck Norris Jokes, Passive Aggressive People and a circumcision gone wrong. Now go and let this podcast wash over you.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 32

 CGJRPC 31 | One Year, One Hour Anniversary Special 8.18.11
It’s the one year anniversary of the beloved Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast! We talk about the history of the p-cast, our jobs in radio, what we do, what we can do better, our goals and ghost farts. It’s a little over an hour so be patient, give it a listen and please – leave a comment.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 31
 

CGJRPC 30 | Stankface, Hadouken and Paper or Plastic? 8.05.11
I dun did it again! That and we debate Perry, Politics and paper or plastic… and by debate I mean make poop jokes.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 30
MUSIC: La Roux, My Morning Jacket, Empire of the Sun.

CGJRPC 29 | Porn, Snowflakes and the Interweb 7.22.11
Listenership (if that’s even a word) is up! Do your part and spread the CGJRPC love. In this episode we discuss porn and how it plays into our lives; past, present and future. Chuy also compares nipples to snowflakes, in what turns out to be the deepest thing I’ve ever heard him say.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 29
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311, The xx and My Morning Jacket.

CGJRPC 28 | Planking, Podcasting and Strippers 7.16.11
In this episode, I sit down and interview a stripper (actually you should refer to them as dancers) and ask her the questions you submitted. We also talk about other stuff. What stuff? You’ll just have to listen to find out.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 28
Music By: Miike Snow, DJ Khaled, Chase & Status

CGJRPC 27 | Perverts, Boobs and a Hung Jury 7.08.11
After a week-long hiatus the CGJRPC returns! It’s Chuys birthday but in the interested of timeliness we will not mention the specific date. Anyhow, in this episode we discuss the Amazon Olympics, whether or not we are perverts, Casey Anthony, porn, peanut butter pleasure and all your usual favorites. Enjoy!
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 27
Music By: My Morning Jacket, Cake, Tribe Called Quest & Arcade Fire.

 
CGJRPC 26 | Comedy, Off Day and Rodney Dangerfield One Liners 6.22.11
We are having an off day which is ironic since this episode was supposed to be about comedy.  We touch up on some current events, weird news, attempt to do some Rodney Dangerfield one liners and discuss our new key demographic. I know, it might sound rough.  It happens. Listen anyway.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 26
Music  By: 311, Raphael Saadiq, , TV On the Radio

CGJRPC 25 | Gay Stuff, Whore Off and Keepin’ it Classy 6.16.11
In this zany episode we discuss Tracey Morgan, Comedy, The Dallas Mavericks, how to keep it classy and even have a whore off! Please do not get offended, please DO tell your friends.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 25
Music By: Cake, My Morning Jacket, Beastie Boys, White Lies

 
CGJRPC 24 | Religion, Politics and Stealing Weiners 6.08.11
Another day another dollar… Or as we say in the podcasting world: “Mom may I please borrow some money for rent”. Anyhow, Chuy’s got some business ideas, we discuss the upcoming elections, stealing and that Weiner guy.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 24