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8 Classic Paintings Reworked as Selfies

All over the Internet, people are posting photos of themselves, known as a selfie. It’s so easy to take modern technology for granted. Back in the day, you had to commission an artist, sit still for hours, then wait for your painting to dry before show it off to all your friends that don’t care.

I often wonder what society would have been like had we possessed the technology to capture our own image at an earlier date.  Thanks to an idea from Dave in the Cave (K101.7′s “Poor Excuse for a Morning Show”) I present to you my latest Photoshop work: Classic Paintings as Selfies. First five are mine, the other three came from Dave’s Facebook page. If you like to Photoshop, please send me your work: @theCJMorgan.

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Simple and Fun April Fools Pranks

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April Fool’s Day is here! Don’t stress about setting up elaborate, over the top pranks. Here are a few simple and fun things you can do to make the most out of your April Fool’s and the worst out of someone else’s. Suggestions welcome on my Facebook and Twitter.

Replace the Mayonnaise with Pudding

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Ep29: Only in Dreams

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This is a great episode friends! We could have talked for hours longer if not for prior obligations. Please, help us spread the word and get someone new turned on to this podcast.

Today we got into the Daniel vs CJ fight but first we had a lot to cover. The SXSW tragedy, Carissa’s fourth wreck, new prescriptions, poop songs, getting mugged, sleep paralysis, dreams and mediation.

We also discuss CJ’s birthday indecent, how he dislocated his shoulder and the strange encounter he experienced the other night.

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This podcast is intended for a mature audience. The content expressed, implied and/or played on this show do not reflect the views and opinions of it’s hosts, guests, Emmis Austin Radio, it’s advertisers or really anyone for that matter. Seriously, we are not even responsible for anything we’ve said. Actually, you know what, JUST DON’T LISTEN.

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Ep28: Reverse Cowboy

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Carissa returns to talk about her first time doing stand up, the car crashes she’s been in and interviewing celebrities on the red carpet. The ghost of her grandfather also stops by and encourages her to stop smoking. Does it work? Tune in to find out. We also discuss pity trolling, YouTube comments,  CJ’s Facebook controversy, lizard people and thank our donors. Read More…

Ep27: Podcast Potpourri

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Today we have a deliciously smelly pile of podcast potpourri because Carissa is out. Our panel of guest are Joanna: a fashion blogger (KeepAustinStylish), professional dating and fellow weirdo. Whitney: KLBJ Promotions Assistant, bartender and Challenger enthusiast ; Dae: our blind, black and badass intern. We talk about dating, getting arrested and cats.

This podcast is intended for a mature audience. The content expressed, implied and/or played on this show do not reflect the views and opinions of it’s hosts, guests, Emmis Austin Radio, it’s advertisers or really anyone for that matter. Seriously, we are not even responsible for anything we’ve said. Actually, you know what, JUST DON’T LISTEN.

Dreams do come true! Help make ours with a donation or sponsorship of equipment. Click to see our amazon wish list:
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Some Reverse Prank Calls

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My Spanish is getting better everyday! I received a call from a Spanish speaking telemarketer and I think we effectively communicated that I wanted to buy some cats over the phone.

With the Affordable Health Care Act taking full effect, a lot of telemarketers are on the prowl trying to get you to buy insurance. Greg mistakenly called the radio station and we ended up exchanging dick pics.


I get a lot of debt collectors and telemarketers calling the station but I usually don’t get the pleasure of dealing with phishers. I got a call from Amber who claimed I had won a big prize and she only needed a little bit of my information to claim it. Unfortunately for her, I am not a 70 year old grandma, I’m the Craptain.

I thought I would sex up this prank call a bit more than usual. A lot more than usual.

Doing my part to contribute to society by answering phone surveys.

My Horrible Experience Covering the Sochi Olympics

Is trolling an international gaming organization grounds for arrest?  Let’s hope not because last night I live Tweeted my horrible experience while “covering” the Sochi Olympics.

In the last few weeks, international journalists have created a firestorm by reporting on the poor conditions of their hotels and the overall lack of preparedness in Sochi.

I decided to join in on the fun. Here is a tweet-screenshot recap of my experience:

A few pictures from the hotel and area

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I Confronted My Online Bully

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How did it go when my new nemesis came to the studio to do my job? Well, we started out enemies and ended up freinemies. Check out the clips (posted below) from our Suck vs Not Suck debate with a special guest appearance by Mr. Charlie Hodge from charliehodgeshow.com.

The Story: Last Friday a listener emailed me a screenshot from Facebook. The picture is from a person who took time out of there day to let the world how much I suck.

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Ep25: Persons of Knowledge

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Why did Chad Kroeger tell Carissa to “fuck you”? Does Bill Murray have Alzheimer’s? Is Chuy a poker shark? Why does CJ have a giant bruise on his face? Who are the persons of knowledge? Answers to these questions and more mindless entertainment on Episode 25 of Mexican, Mustache & Madam. This is a good one! I promise. Read More…

Statesman’s Social Media Awards

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I do not expect to win. I don’t have enough of a following, my methods are unconventional, I tend to be a bit crass and a little too weird.

Let me, however, plead my case as to why I should win the Statesman’s Social Media Awards. Here are a few reasons and examples: Read More…

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