Reverse Prank Call: Baaaaad Little Goat
I have been online and I’ve been baaaad. Luckily, I got a call from windows tech support.
10 tips on how to use #Hastags when they come to #Facebook
I hope you are ready to see some hashtags! If most of your social media interaction is on Facebook, then you might not understand how to use #hashtags properly. Luckily, I’m an award winning social media expert and I am here to help. Here are ten basic examples of how to use hashtags:
1) Setup, joke #punchline
2) Take a selfie, use HTs# to describe the pic so other vain people will find it #sexy #hawt #bikini #babe #creamy
3) Talk about what you’re doing at work, how healthy you are or how your session at the gym went. Then add exclamation #alwayswinning #livestrong #grind #paleo #cleaneating
4) Take a picture of food, Read More…
Beardvertising
Finally! A marketing trend I can fully support. Beard-vertising is the new way for brands to effectively reach their audience. According to the Huffington Post, A Kentucky-based advertising agency is offering $5 per day to men willing to wear an ad in their beards. I’ve started to market my facial hair. As my beard continues to grow to its former glory, I will increase the amount of messages I am able to push. If you are interested in buying spots on my beard, please consult my guide sheet:
Reverse Prank Call: The Change
Change can come at a cost but this debt collector might be willing to forgive and help me be who I really am!
Reverse Prank Call: Prince Robert
If I am going to negotiate with a debt collector, he needs to get my name right.
Goat Remixes
A few months back I told you that goats, not cats, would be the future of the internet. I submit to you, more evidence: goat remixes. Here are a few of my favorites.
Bon Jovi – Livin on a Prayer
Hanson – MMM Bop Read More…
Erotic
We’ve gone into the business of commercial making. Warning: this might get you pregnant.
Ten Reasons Why it’s a Great Idea (for a 30 year-old man) to go to an Electronic Show
I’m getting a lot of flak for attending Girl Talk last week and Skirllex a few months back, and I don’t see why. In fact, these types of concerts are perfect for a guy like me.
Here are ten reasons why it’s a great idea for a 30 year-old man to go to an electronic show:
10. It’s all hit music. No need to go see bands perform stupid songs I don’t know. Give me a laptop Read More…
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