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Man Photoshopped to Fit 25 Different Definitions of Beauty

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Here’s an amazing experiment to see the differences between masculine beauty “ideals”: 32-year-old radioman CJ Morgan had his picture photoshopped by artists from 25 different areas. He told them to “paint me like one of your French girls” according to their standards.
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Ep39: Help, I’m Choking

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Don’t drown in life! If you are choking, just float up to the top. Chuy also has some advice for Carissa and thinks she should try something to get her life together. We talked about that plus  soccer, crazies on the Internet, meeting fans, CJ’s mushroom experience and so much more.

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Ep38: Touch Yourself

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Celebrate the solstice and one year anniversary of Mexican, Mustache & Madam podcast by touching yourself! That’s right, we’ve been at it for exactly one year. In this episode we reflect on the past, discuss our first time touching ourselves, we explore human sexuality at length, get in to radio trolls and so much more. Please like us, give a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends!

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Elements from this Episode:

Casual Sex is Good

CJ vs Holly

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Austin Parks Report: Zilker Park

Sometimes I go to the third park bench on the right past the main trail entrance, and I just sit there with a birthday cake and candles. You get a good laugh at the first reaction of people walking by, but it’s that second and third lap when they realize you haven’t taken a bite yet that is really funny. Try to time it just right, because this prank won’t work on the hippy crowd. They’re either too high to notice, or they’ll just stop and ask you something stupid like “Who’s birthday is it mannnn”

Ep36: Edit

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This entire clunky episode should have been edited. But it’s not. We discuss dating and mating. CJ might be in trouble for saying something on the radio, Carissa found a place to live and does Chuy want to have sex or not?

We also talk about creative goals then end up going through our high notes and read unpolished jokes.


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Please donate to the podcast if you can! We would like to purchase a mixer to do a live episode and start a marketing with stickers and koozies.

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Ep35: Graduation Day
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Ep35: Graduation Day

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Today we discuss our expectations, realities  and disappointments upon graduation. We also talk about the path that got us to were we re know, ask “when does the dream die” and touch base with a former KLBJ intern who just graduated.

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Austin Parks Report: Deep Eddy Pool

Summertime means swimming and there’s no better place to go than Deep Eddy Pool. The cool spring water and relaxed atmosphere make for a great location to beat the heat. Take a dip and enjoy the swim but whatever you do, stay away from the abandon locker room – that is a horrible mistake I will never make again. If you are fully clothed you might be fine but I doubt it. I had a shirt on, no pants but that wouldn’t have mattered anyhow.

Reverse Prank Call: Crystal Energy

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I’ve discovered a way to heat my house but this lady says they could save and pay me money if I do an energy audit.

Austin Parks Report: Georgetown Pond

As park of our commitment to serve the community, I’m introducing a new segment. Jesse Wayne from the Parks Department will start calling in weekly to give us a report about Austin’s great outdoor spots.

This is your Austin Parks update with Jesse here to talk about a little gem up in Georgetown. The Pond is a great place to pack a pic nick, relax and throw stones at turtles. I spend countless hours chunking rocks at the little fellows. Afterwards you go cliff diving! I’ve made a turtle pelt swimsuit, which you will need because the pond is only about 4 feet deep.

The Austin Parks Report: Walnut Creek Park

As park of our commitment to serve the community, I’m introducing a new segment. Jesse Wayne from the Parks Department will start calling in weekly to give us a report about Austin’s great outdoor spots.

This is Jesse from the Parks Department here to talk about Walnut Creek Park. Located just off Parmer and Lamar, this facility features a great number of amenities. From hiking, to disc golf, soccer fields and even a hiking trail along the creek bed. Perhaps the best feature is the mountain bike trails… but be sure to stay AWAY from the men’s restroom near the back of the park because it’s a TRAP. You do NOT want to be in there for too long, especially after dark on a Saturday. Or even most weekdays to be quite honest. Trust me. It’s a TRAP. I’m Jesse and this is your Parks in Austin Update.

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