The World Cup is almost over and to be honest, a lot of things just plain stunk. Missed calls, dives, yellow cards, no-goals and a whole lot more. In honor of the stink that was the World Cup, I have composed a list of Players Whose Names Might be Confused for Poop Terms:
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- DUNGA: Brazil’s iron coach got fired for stinking it up.
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- CACAU: If you are going to go by one name, why chose the one that means “to defecate”.
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- DUDA: Portuguese babies make duda in diap-ey
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- HANS JOERG BUTT: Where Poo comes from
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- KAKA: Good thing he speaks Portuguese because in Spanish, caca sounds the same with or without a ‘K’.
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- DERDIYOK: I imagine it’s very runny
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- BADSTUBER: When you’ve eaten too much sauerkraut
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- ALOU DIARRA: When your sliding on the pitch and your insides start to itch…
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- DROGBA: The deep ker-plunk sound of a big one hitting the toilet water
Did I really just spend time making a bunch of cheap poop-name jokes? Yes… yes I did.
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