The World Cup is almost over and to be honest, a lot of things just plain stunk. Missed calls, dives, yellow cards, no-goals and a whole lot more. In honor of the stink that was the World Cup, I have composed a list of Players Whose Names Might be Confused for Poop Terms:
DERDIYOK: I imagine it’s very runny
HANS JOERG BUTT: Where Poo comes from
DUNGA: Brazil’s iron coach got fired for stinking it up.
BADSTUBER: When you’ve eaten too much sauerkraut
KAKA: Good thing he speaks Portuguese because in Spanish, caca sounds the same with or without a ‘K’.
DROGBA: The deep ker-plunk sound of a big one hitting the toilet water
CACAU: If you are going to go by one name, why chose the one that means “to defecate”.
ALOU DIARRA: When your sliding on the pitch and your insides start to itch…
DUDA: Portuguese babies make duda in diap-ey
Did I really just spend time making a bunch of cheap poop-name jokes? Yes… yes I did.
DARKIVES 