Rick Perry Hair for Governor | POLITICS


Darkives has decided to endorse Rick Perry Hair for Governor of Texas. This announcement may come as a shock since I don’t usually support many politicians but due to recent events and conversations, I feel this is the right thing to do. Please listen to Rick Perry Hair’s commercials and distribute his literature to your friends.


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Rick Perry Hair wants more straight razor barbershops and less restrictions on business. Scissors along our borders to protect us from illegal immigrants. Rick Perry Hair is Real Leadership for the common man, because when the common man becomes stressed, he goes bald.

 

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