Best: Lustre Pearl
Quick Service, great patio, decent prices and a large enough mix of people as not to annoy me.
Worst: Annie’s West
Just try to order a drink if you are male… better to just stay crammed on the walkway with the other 200 thirsty guys.
Classy Pizza and Wine
Best: Tony C’s
BBQ and a Brew
Best: Uncle Billy’s
Best: Twin Peaks
Outdoor Play land and Bar
Best: Freddie’s Place, Lil Woodrow’s
4th Street Brew
Best: Ginger Man
Spacious and never a bad view… plus there is never a line at the porto pots (which are cleaner than most DT Bars).
Best: Texas Stars Hockey
Worst: UT Football
Best: San Marcos River
Bring your booze, your tube, your grill and 13 kids. I love the San Marcos River!
Worst: Barton Springs Pool
I came to drink and have fun not watch naked hippies swim laps.
Best: Mary Moore Searight Park
Worst: Zilker Park
Plenty of space to let the wieners train or play soccer.
Worst: Bartholomew Park
Chances are you’ll step on a needle or get stabbed by a hobo.
Worst: Clash of the Titans
Best: Deadliest Catch
Captain Phil died! Damn.
Worst: Teen Mom and Real Housewives
So we need to sterilize poor and rich people?
Worst: Tea Party
Best: KLBJ’s Dudley & Bob; 590’s Mark, Ed and Sam
Sure I’m a bit biased but both shows stellar morning ratings (consistently 1 & 2) prove my PPM ratings theory: people don’t want to hear the same damn music every morning or syndicated shows. They want local entertainment in the form of talk radio.
Worst: Cleveland Show
All I got for now.
The opinions expressed above represent my interpretation of experiences and may not reflect those of your own. If you are offended, please piss off.