Top Tweets | 2010 IN REVIEW


One Years worth of Tweets!

I tweet some pretty politically incorrect stuff (which is why I probably don’t have job outside of radio) but everynow and then I spurt out pure genious. Here are some of my most “retweeted” tweets from 2010:

Most ReTweeted:

94 Random Tweets

1. Keep your pecker clean, no one likes stinky dick meat! #LifeTips Friday, December 31, 2010 6:39:22 PM via Echofon
2. Should twitter names go to those who will use them best/most? Huh @CJ and @CJMorgan??? Friday, December 31, 2010 3:33:28 AM via Echofon
3. Won my first Fantasy Superbowl in one league, lost it in another. All in all, I really love and hate stupid fantasy football. Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:25:13 PM via Echofon
4. Whataburger inadvertently gave me a colonoscopy. Monday, December 27, 2010 2:04:20 PM via Echofon
5. Went to the Doc… had to get lung/chest x-rays. Results were inconclusive, apparently they couldn’t penetrate my chest hair. Thursday, December 23, 2010 4:48:57 PM via Echofon
6. The right to Bare Arms has to do with cutoff t-shirts. King George III found them “tasteless” and “white trash”, so the colonies rebelled. Sunday, December 19, 2010 3:47:59 PM via Echofon
7. When is Texas going to change its archaic laws? I don’t want to go to church on Sunday, I want to buy liquor! Sunday, December 12, 2010 3:38:08 PM via Echofon
8. Can’t wait to get to the Yellow Rose to see the new managers! Friday, December 03, 2010 10:58:08 PM via Echofon
9. Makes me sick to see a foreigner, a Frenchmen take home the Golden Gobbler. And in my home state of Texas! Feauckkkk you Brees! #Cowboys Thursday, November 25, 2010 7:11:18 PM via Echofon
10. Gus and I have decided to purchase a bow and arrow set and then shoot pumpkins. Awesome. Sunday, November 14, 2010 4:35:43 PM via Echofon
11. A salute to Sergeant First Class Rodney D. Morgan, Captain Patrick Peirce and all our Veterans! Thursday, November 11, 2010 1:46:33 PM via web
12. Daily Whoreoscope: You will blow two people and find yourself bent over in a Porto Potty. Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:38:35 AM via Echofon
13. What is this brown stain? It came down like doo doo rain. Causing my butt pain. #Haipu http://darkives.com Tuesday, November 09, 2010 1:13:06 PM via web
14. Parents: I can not reiterate this enough. Please explain to your teens that Ke$ha is terrible.
15. I am really thankful for everyday I get to be on the radio. I only hope I can continue this luck and one day make a living entertaining.. Monday, November 08, 2010 1:05:14 AM via Echofon
16. Alright Conservative Texans: do not bitch about spending, big government or political corruption. You just re-elected Perry and Dewhurst. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 9:07:47 PM via Echofon
17. It IS NOT a good idea to ask the flight attendant about the Platinum Plus Mile High Rewards Club. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 2:00:56 PM via Echofon
18. Returning to Austin today and expect to see everyone at the airport… well just someone. I need a ride. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 6:11:58 AM via Echofon
19. Can’t spell Diet Coke without DiCk. That’s why I drink Dr. Pepper, over 23 flavors and none of them are dick. Monday, October 25, 2010 3:21:54 PM via web
20. It’s lonely on top which is why I lurk near the bottom. Friday, October 22, 2010 11:20:07 PM via Echofon
21. Please have pity on me Mr. T, for I am a foo… Tuesday, October 19, 2010 11:26:20 AM via web
22. Texas Book Fest is going on. F those liberal hippies. You should attend the Tea Party Book Burning Fest. Bring a white robe. Saturday, October 16, 2010 1:39:54 PM via Echofon
23. Way to go Braves! Send Bobby Cox into retirement by blowing two games in a row. F’ing ass hats. Monday, October 11, 2010 9:44:45 PM via Echofon
24. A am the official PCP dealer for ACL Fest and only hook up in Austin. So if you know anyone who needs some Angeldust hit me up! Thursday, October 07, 2010 7:05:14 PM via Echofon
25. Behind the scenes off Zilker Park #ACL http://plixi.com/p/49247311 Thursday, October 07, 2010 3:45:35 PM via Echofon
26. “I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.” I think Robert Frost said that. Or maybe Thoreau. Either way, it’s true. Tuesday, October 05, 2010 11:20:03 PM via Echofon
27. To be completely honest, my favorite lake is Lake Titicaca. Tuesday, October 05, 2010 10:28:30 PM via Echofon
28. Yes he his. We’re really good friends. RT @offthewallone: @TheCJMorgan Saw your tweet on the Peter Max painting…isn’t he amazing? Monday, October 04, 2010 10:11:36 PM via Echofon
29. It boggles my mind how much the attire of hipster chicks resembles that of prostitutes. Either way, it’s hot. Hot in an uncomfortable way. Friday, October 01, 2010 1:58:51 AM via Echofon
30. Wow. Why has no one thought about filling a bong with grain alcohol? I can finally smell colors and read to pandas. Wednesday, September 29, 2010 12:53:30 AM via Echofon
31. I’m hosting trivia at Twin Peaks in Round Rock tomorrow from 7:30-9:30. Come or I will be fired and humiliated in front of beautiful women. Tuesday, September 28, 2010 10:13:23 PM via Echofon
32. God grant me the serenity to change the things I cannot accept; courage to smite those who oppose me; and wisdom to get away with it all. Monday, September 27, 2010 8:31:38 PM via web
33. but like I’ve said since ’00: Mack and Greg Davis are terrible coaches. 1 great Vince year and 2 good Colt years made everyone forget that. Saturday, September 25, 2010 9:19:34 PM via web
34. Is was pumping gas… which is more dangerous I think. RT @101x: @TheCJMorgan STOP TWEETING and drive safely CJ. Friday, September 24, 2010 9:24:34 AM via Echofon
35. #Alexbarron is a big Wilson Phillips fan. Sunday, September 12, 2010 11:54:49 PM via Echofon
36. YouTube vid is about to top 30K so I’ll be taking the rest of the week off. Still waiting for my check from google and call from Hollywood. Thursday, August 12, 2010 2:35:12 PM via web
37. Get your beard combs and lint brushes ready! Heading to Red 7 to see @thebrianposehn and @matt_bearden. Saturday, August 07, 2010 6:26:52 PM via Twitter for iPhone
38. Calexico, Iron & Wine @ Paramount tonight! Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:16:37 PM via Twitter for iPhone
39. Sometimes you have to dig through a lot of worm poo before you find the spice. #upliftingobservations Monday, July 26, 2010 5:28:56 PM via Twitter for iPhone
40. PPM officially begins in Austin today. Thursday, June 24, 2010 4:56:34 PM via Twitter for iPhone
41. Fucking amazing!!!! I’m so glad I got to see that! USA #worldcup #USA Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:51:17 AM via Twitter for iPhone
42. Goooooaaaaallllll! USA #worldcup Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:50:03 AM via Twitter for iPhone
43. Just found out you can play Red Dead Redemption on-line with friends. Looks like I’ll finally get a chance to ride a Pwny Sunday, June 13, 2010 10:16:45 PM via Twitter for iPhone
44. Never seen Americans so happy for a tie: USA 1 ENG 1 Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:25:22 PM via Twitter for iPhone
45. Unbelievably exciting start to the World Cup: France v Uruguay 0-0 F, South Africa v Mexico 1-1 F. Wow. Friday, June 11, 2010 6:31:52 PM via Twitter for iPhone
46. New KLBJ Vehicle: http://wp.me/pQ62b-6E Monday, June 07, 2010 5:02:00 PM via WordPress.com
47. Stopping to have a beer w/ @guselliott to celebrate a shift well-done. Well… done, not done well. Wednesday, June 02, 2010 6:22:03 PM via Twitter for iPhone
48. Call-in or text your requests for the disc drive @ five! 836-KROX, 29217. Wednesday, June 02, 2010 3:50:33 PM via web
49. Crepe is very close to crap. Monday, May 31, 2010 8:13:24 PM via Twitter for iPhone
50. It’s better to don’t ask don’t tell then to ask for permission or ask for forgiveness Thursday, May 27, 2010 11:44:29 AM via web
51. Will someone please tell Sammy Hagar that Chickenfoot really, really… I mean really sucks? I don’t think he knows. Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:44:13 PM via Twitter for iPhone
52. So sad, so happy #Lost Sunday, May 23, 2010 10:49:42 PM via Twitter for iPhone
53. RT @espn Sources: Dirk Nowitzki expected to opt out of his contract with the Dallas Maverick.. http://tinyurl.com/33n7oko Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:59:14 PM via web
54. About to watch five straight episodes of LOST. The island isn’t done with me yet. Wednesday, May 19, 2010 9:47:35 PM
55. Got $20 in my checking account and I spent it on a bottle of Juarez. I think I’ll make it as a radio DJ just fine. Friday, May 14, 2010 7:26:38 PM via Twitter for iPhone
56. No one is bipartisan enough or qualified enough to serve on the Supreme Court. No one except Judge Reinhold. Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:34:31 PM via web
57. Finishing up work for the Charlie Hodge Halftime Show Amazon Olympics. Can’t wait to build the obstacle course. See you tom. Weirdos 10-2p Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:51:15 PM via web
58. Watch Miles compete at the famous Buda Wiener Dog Races from this AM: http://tinyurl.com/37pdxxg Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:20:12 PM via web Retweeted by you and 2 others
59. Miles won, Quinn… well Quinn crossed the finish line, eventually. Finals tomorrow at 3:30. http://yfrog.com/esj1vj Saturday, April 24, 2010 12:43:19 PM via Twitter for iPhone
60. I hope I don’t end up spending the night in the Bexar county jail wearing a Nowitzki jersey. #mavs #gomavs Friday, April 23, 2010 5:48:31 PM via Twitter for iPhone
61. Happy earth day. I’m going to go in my hand instead of a paper towel. Thursday, April 22, 2010 9:48:23 PM via Twitter for iPhone
62. Happen to catch a few minutes of ’16 and Pregnant’. Note to world: If you are poor, stupid or young please stop having babies. Wednesday, April 21, 2010 5:12:43 PM via Twitter for iPhone
63. Mavs clinch SW! 3rd ever Friday, April 09, 2010 11:47:47 PM via Twitter for iPhone
64. @DaleDudley Wow. One RT & I beat my best day since starting this by 100. Will you RT again when I post vids & good stuff? I feel undeserving Tuesday, March 30, 2010 5:17:21 PM via web in reply to DaleDudley
65. Triple double for Dirk!!! The tiger does it! 34-10-10 Mavs beat Denver! #GoMavs #mavs #Dirk #TheTiger Monday, March 29, 2010 9:57:46 PM via Twitter for iPhone
66. Peter Pan Mini Golf then Uncle Billy’s, maybe Alamo and Highball for my late Bday with the lil lady… Monday, March 22, 2010 7:56:54 PM via Twitter for iPhone
67. Healthcare passes, good. Now I can afford to take care of all these pregnancy issues that keep popping up. Sunday, March 21, 2010 11:06:41 PM via Twitter for iPhone
68. Nothing like a week of music, black out drinking and… well more drinking. Probably my best SXSW ever… if I can find my car. Sunday, March 21, 2010 5:29:25 PM via Twitter for iPhone
69. I don’t have any pants, I lost a large wad of cash (at home) and parked my car at the Omni Wednesday and haven’t seen it since. Great SXSW! Sunday, March 21, 2010 3:02:22 AM via Twitter for iPhone
70. I am hipstered out and ready for the final night of SXSW: http://yfrog.com/j7kmepj Saturday, March 20, 2010 5:53:24 PM via Twitter for iPhone
71. Listen hipsters, I know Larion Shit Horn or whatever is playing at the Fieder St courtyard tent-bar but really… Muse was fcking Epic. Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:06:49 AM via Twitter for iPhone
72. Begining of another long SXSW day. @klbj937 broadcast starts at 2p, @DougBenson is coming by at 420p then music and booze all night… Friday, March 19, 2010 10:52:31 AM via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DougBenson
73. I changed my name. It’s now just @thecjmorgan until @cjmorgan or @cj gives me my fcking name back. Dicks. Sunday, March 14, 2010 10:18:33 PM via web
74. …and into this blog I poured all my cruelty, my malice and my will to dominate all life. One blog to rule them all: http://www.thecjmorgan.com Sunday, March 14, 2010 8:41:21 PM via web
75. Watching this Ryan Seacrest Oscar coverage is hard to do. Like a train wreck that cuts you off mid sentence to talk to someone more famous. Sunday, March 07, 2010 6:43:23 PM via Twitter for iPhone
76. I’m looking for some design work. I can’t do JavaScript or much HTML but I can write in Elvish and translate Klingon. Anyone hiring? Tuesday, March 02, 2010 3:04:11 PM via web
77. When inside the election booth today, remember to vote for ‘none of the above’ Tuesday, March 02, 2010 9:15:47 AM via Twitter for iPhone
78. I have yet to be kicked out of Katz’s. Came close Saturday, February 20, 2010 3:04:43 AM via Twitter for iPhone
79. Oh you naughty Danish curlers Friday, February 19, 2010 11:24:06 PM via Twitter for iPhone
80. Joesph A. Stack? Suspect in plane crash Thursday, February 18, 2010 12:38:22 PM via Twitter for iPhone
81. Confirmed via FAA PIO. Arson and Plane Crash are related and intentional. Thursday, February 18, 2010 12:11:13 PM via web
82. Bob Fonseca’s Video of the building: http://www.klbjfm.com/ Thursday, February 18, 2010 12:03:13 PM via web
83. Plane crashed into a building in NW Austin. Right off 360 an Mopac Thursday, February 18, 2010 10:25:41 AM via Twitter for iPhone
84. Big thanks to James Polk. My favorite Pres. Thanks for the day off! Monday, February 15, 2010 10:44:40 AM via Twitter for iPhone
85. I have found The shore of the NJ. It’s at SOHO. Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:55:41 AM via Twitter for iPhone
86. Avatar was ok. Almost got to see a lot of blue nipple. Sunday, January 31, 2010 1:16:54 AM via Twitter for iPhone
87. Apple Scientist Wayne Szalinski forever changes computing world with latest invention: the #iPad Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:06:25 PM via web
88. I predicted a Saints vs. Jets Superbowl in the preseason. My dad predicted Colts vs. Saints. The old man wins again… still the Jets!!! Sunday, January 24, 2010 9:56:28 PM via web
89. Conan on the big screen at Alamo http://yfrog.com/3gdb1rj Friday, January 22, 2010 10:36:34 PM via Twitter for iPhone
90. Recently Voted Austin’s #2 Radio DJ* Tune in 12-3 today: 101.5 or listen online http://www.101X.com *by my parents Sunday, January 17, 2010 11:18:11 AM via Twitter for iPhone
91. You can not trust the Gov & banks. They are lying & stealing our money. That’s why I keep my cash in the mattress or buried in jars. Friday, January 15, 2010 4:49:04 PM via web
92. Food, socks & coins only go so far but social networking is a must for today’s renaissance hobo. Friday, January 15, 2010 10:48:20 AM via web
93. Jealousy, anger and booze will only land you in a few places. I’m lucky that one of those places is sleeping on the floor at work. Friday, January 08, 2010 1:37:13 AM via Twitter for iPhone
94. Picking Gus up from the airport. http://yfrog.com/4edj6j 1:11 PM Jan 1st, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone


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