Ryan Revolver Reviews: Underworld Awakening & Haywire

Ryan Revolver Reviews: Underworld Awakening 
Underworld Awakening takes place 12 years after Underworld Evolution, with Kate Beckinsale reprising her role as werewolf hunter Selene. This time around werewolves, or lycans, and vampires are being ruthlessly hunted down & exterminated by humans.

Any vampire movie without those Twilight geeks in it is alright in my book. There are a lot of cool fighting action sequences. And I tell you one thing, Selene can handle a gun! Also there is a twist at the end that even I didn’t see coming.

A contract agent for the government is betrayed after a mission goes sour in Steven Soderbergh’s Haywire. I thought this movie was so bad I am not even going to include a sound clip from the trailer in my review. Okay so the star is a MMA fighter, it doesnt mean she can act. It just means she can put guys in headlocks. Michael Douglas could not even resuscitate this film. 

Watching this 93 minute piece of garbage reminded me of those terrible Hulk Hogan films from the early 90’s. Only decent part of the film was Antonio Banderas’ awesome beard.  

Ryan Revolver


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