Humpday Hollywood Skinny! Creamy scoops of celeb gossip for your ears and tum tum tummy yum!

-Did you see Kim Kardashian’s dress at the Met Gala Sunday! OMG! When asked about the outrageous outfit, Kim had this to say: Ban ja way boom ska da blah.

-Reese Witherspoon was arrested last week for DWI but now there’s a new TWIST! The actress insists she’s actually pregnant and was only able to have a few drinks before getting behind the wheel BECAUSE she actually ran out of rum and had to get to the liquor store before it closed.

-Chris Brown and Rhianna have called it quits AGAIN!  Here’s some clips from their press conference.