I give you, the entire Darkive of my former podcast, the Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast.
The Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast Archives
Two Guys who work in Austin Radio but can’t get a job on the radio (08.10.10 – 05.22.12)
CGJRPC 49 | Are You Guys Done?
In this episode: We prepare for another live podcast, Chuy caught up on Game of Thrones, Lamar reads a Haipu, we discuss the news, recap last years live podcast, bring back a favorite segment and kinda ramble on for the last ten minutes. Please do not judge us by this episode, lest ye be a judgment rock… or something like that.
CGJRPC 48 | Game of Pwns, SFX and Trolls
Special guest sound effect Tim Allen joins us today. We start the show with shocking current events, visit with our food critic Eating With Lamar, talk about my obsession Game of Thrones, memes, the new South Park and so much more! Music by: Junior Senior, Peter, Bjorn & John and Empire of the Sun
CGJRPC 47 | Fights, Best Friends and a Porn Star Prom
Recap of SXSW, Bruce Springsteen & Honor Thy Boss, I almost got into a fight, best friends, Pepsi babies and a porn star prom denied.
CGJRPC 46 | Leslie, God Help Us and Honor Thy Boss
SXSW is upon us! But first: We discuss the dead, play a clip from Leslie’s Eulogy, introduce a new segemnet called God Help Us All, read some news and discuss how to Honor Thy Boss.
CGJRPC 45 | Stand Up, Gay Marriage and Facebook Intervention
These topics sound like the back bone of a right wing talk show on Fox. We hold a social media intervention, discuss gay marriage, more about black history month, birth control and (again) our stand up/ life goals. cgjrpc45
CGJRPC 44 | Black History, Ron Paulitics and a Dramatic Review
We begin our tribute to Black History Month, discuss the Super Bowl, the election, a shooting in Austin and read a listener’s review of all 43 podcast episodes. DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC44
CGJRPC 43 | Awards, Chewing on the Mic and Stand Up
Happy Birthday BDoe! Today we discuss 2012: A year we make stuff happen. Also, we talk about winning some awards, surprise parties, chewing on the mic, stand up and Chuy gives us a Ron Paul update. Music by: Miike Snow and My Morning Jacket. CGJRPC43
CGJRPC 42 | Moment of Silence, Romney’s Dick and Diabetes 01.14.12
Just how big is Mitt Romney’s Penis? We explore that question, talk about therapy, diabetes, play our voicemail and have a moment of silence for Pac. Music By: The Black Keys, M83, Gotye and The Soldier Thread. CGJRPC42
CGJRPC 41 | Dark Times, 2011 in Review and What did Chuy do with that Number?
We review the past year, discuss 2012, the GOP election, huffing key board cleaner; we ping some news, introduce Fox News’ Ron Paul Minute and what did Chuy do with that phone number? Music by Charles Bradley and Jay Z & Kanye. DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC41
CGJRPC 40 | Chuy Got a Number, Who’s Poor and Let’s End Rape
Last night Chuy got a phone number. When should he call? We debate that, take rape off the funny list, discuss who is poor(er) and introduce Vaughn’s Black Minute. Music By: TV Girl, AgesAndAges, Alexander & The Rural Alberta Advantage.
CGJRPC 39 | Government Tweets, Dot XXX and Hallucinating
This podcast sounds like a man hallucinating on Drugs. We discuss Rick Perry’s recent commercial, announce something cool, mushrooms, Eatin’ With Lamar, give props to some other podcasts and Twitter. Plus we announce another tweeter of the week, giveaway stuff and I say Dale Dudley’s name in hopes he will listen.
Music by: Peter, Bjorn & John, The Kills, Beirut and My Morning Jacket. Download: EP39
CGJRPC 38 | Black Friday, Dressing and Learning from Porn
Today we return after a long Thanksgiving break ready to set fire to the Earth. In this episode we introduce our food critic, discuss Black Friday, our Thanksgiving radio remote, the effects of porn on society, more sex, announce our Tweeter of the Week and even attempt a giveaway. CGJRPC_38
CGJRPC 37 | Penn Buggery, Perry and Problems of the First World Kind
We discuss the sick crap happening at Penn State, Rick Perry’s foible, my wiener, Radiohead tickets, first world problems and masturbation troubles. MUSIC BY: Foster the People, Wilco and Naked & Famous. DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC37.
CGJRPC 36 | Death, Lonely Party and Black Face Hitler
I know, I know. We are trying… finally another episode though. We discuss inappropriate Halloween costumes, death, my party, juggalos and have our first disagreement. MUSIC BY: Stone Foxes, Keep Shelly in Athens, The Black Keys and St. Vincent. DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC36
CGJRPC 35 | Can Job on the Radio, Dolphin Penis and First World Problems
What should we call the podcast? We discuss some options, pay homage to Steve Jobs,discuss more career changes, the occupy movement, terrible Dolphin movies and rushing waves of salty liquid. Enjoy! DOWNLOAD/PLAY: CGJRPC_35
CGJRPC 34 | Cheating, Adderall and The Strange Connection between Walt Disney and Kurt Russell 9.29.11
On this episode we discuss states rights to let pot heads tote guns, cheating in schools, Walt Disney’s last words and who is R-Pizzle? As for our careers in radio? Well we talk about that too.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 34
Music By: The Cars, James Gang, Police and Emerson, Lake & Palmer
CGJRPC Ep 33 | Fires, Broken Wiener and What Happened to Charlie Hodge? 9.22.11
The Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast returns from break and wow… a lot has happened since our sabbatical. In this episode, we discuss the departure of the Charlie Hodge and Matt Sadler Halftime Show, my injured wiener dog, the Central Texas Fires, my car wreck, our careers, the Republican nominations and much, much more. With so much bad vibes in the air, we decided to end the show by launching the Scum-a-Pult. Listen, share and help spread the dark!
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 33
CGJRPC 32 | Chuck Norris, Gravy and Passive Aggresive People 8.25.11
Give this podcast about 15 minutes until the funny kicks in. Kind of like a slow train building up speed. Once it starts, it can not be stopped. Anyhow, We discuss Libya, Amy Winehouse, Chuck Norris Jokes, Passive Aggressive People and a circumcision gone wrong. Now go and let this podcast wash over you.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 32
CGJRPC 31 | One Year, One Hour Anniversary Special 8.18.11
It’s the one year anniversary of the beloved Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast! We talk about the history of the p-cast, our jobs in radio, what we do, what we can do better, our goals and ghost farts. It’s a little over an hour so be patient, give it a listen and please – leave a comment.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 31
CGJRPC 30 | Stankface, Hadouken and Paper or Plastic? 8.05.11
I dun did it again! That and we debate Perry, Politics and paper or plastic… and by debate I mean make poop jokes.
Listen: CGJRPC Episode 30
MUSIC: La Roux, My Morning Jacket, Empire of the Sun.
CGJRPC 29 | Porn, Snowflakes and the Interweb 7.22.11
Listenership (if that’s even a word) is up! Do your part and spread the CGJRPC love. In this episode we discuss porn and how it plays into our lives; past, present and future. Chuy also compares nipples to snowflakes, in what turns out to be the deepest thing I’ve ever heard him say.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 29
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311, The xx and My Morning Jacket.
CGJRPC 28 | Planking, Podcasting and Strippers7.16.11
In this episode, I sit down and interview a stripper (actually you should refer to them as dancers) and ask her the questions you submitted. We also talk about other stuff. What stuff? You’ll just have to listen to find out.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 28
Music By: Miike Snow, DJ Khaled, Chase & Status
CGJRPC 27 | Perverts, Boobs and a Hung Jury7.08.11
After a week-long hiatus the CGJRPC returns! It’s Chuys birthday but in the interested of timeliness we will not mention the specific date. Anyhow, in this episode we discuss the Amazon Olympics, whether or not we are perverts, Casey Anthony, porn, peanut butter pleasure and all your usual favorites. Enjoy!
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 27
Music By: My Morning Jacket, Cake, Tribe Called Quest & Arcade Fire.
CGJRPC 26 | Comedy, Off Day and Rodney Dangerfield One Liners6.22.11
We are having an off day which is ironic since this episode was supposed to be about comedy. We touch up on some current events, weird news, attempt to do some Rodney Dangerfield one liners and discuss our new key demographic. I know, it might sound rough. It happens. Listen anyway.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 26
Music By: 311, Raphael Saadiq, , TV On the Radio
CGJRPC 25 | Gay Stuff, Whore Off and Keepin’ it Classy6.16.11
In this zany episode we discuss Tracey Morgan, Comedy, The Dallas Mavericks, how to keep it classy and even have a whore off! Please do not get offended, please DO tell your friends.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 25
Music By: Cake, My Morning Jacket, Beastie Boys, White Lies
CGJRPC 24 | Religion, Politics and Stealing Weiners6.08.11
Another day another dollar… Or as we say in the podcasting world: “Mom may I please borrow some money for rent”. Anyhow, Chuy’s got some business ideas, we discuss the upcoming elections, stealing and that Weiner guy.
LISTEN: CGJRPC Episode 24