Across the country, hundreds of car salesmen seem to be suffering from what can only be known as the Pickle Pandemic. Each of these general managers, who come from a various cities and different dealerships, seem to be experiencing the same symptoms: high-blood pressure, didn’t sell enough cars last month, need to give you a good deal on a car in order to relax and a green-foamy material covering the skin. Luckily, they were all able to go see a doctor and plan to take it eaaaaaaasy. Either they all have the same doctor or I need to get a job at their ad agency.

Please watch the videos below and do YOUR part to alleviate the pickle pandemic by purchasing a car from these fine establishments.

Why are all these car salesmen in a pickle?