Hey Ya’ll, it’s me, God.
First off, I’m sorry that I’ve been so damn busy lately.
Now, there seem to be a lot of issues going on, but I want to address one in particular really quick so I can get back to this Boyhood/Birdman issue (Give me time, I’m figuring it out…):
So, when I told ya’ll not to be with a person of the same sex, it was because there were so few of you at the time. I needed you to breed in order to continue the species.
Now, it’s not a problem anymore; if anything, there are WAY too many of you!
(I was all about keeping the population down, but having a kid really changed my perspective on all that)
Personally, homosexual relationships were never that bothersome. I didn’t necessarily create you to do that – but I also created you to grow and develop beyond my original design.
So trust me – it’s cool!
Sorry I can’t elaborate more or stay and discuss that Cowboys/Packers thing (I’m not happy either, trust me on that one) but, I gotta run.
