If you love Chip and Jojo’s insides, get ready to freak out! the Fixer Upper duo are launching a new product line: their shit. You heard right. In November, Chip and Joanna will unleash Heap in the Hand, a fecal to decor recycling program that will be added to Magnolia. Heap & Hand plans to keep Magnolia’s “signature…
Is trolling an international gaming organization grounds for arrest? Let’s hope not because last night I live Tweeted my horrible experience while “covering” the Sochi Olympics. In the last few weeks, international journalists have created a firestorm by reporting on the poor conditions of their hotels and the overall lack of preparedness in Sochi. I…
The famous Austin “Hi, How Are You” frog painted by local musician Daniel Johnson has been defaced! Again. But this time it was by the F word!!! Naturally, Austinites are outraged by the act… but isn’t there something humorous about graffiti being defaced with
Governor Rick Perry announced today that his new light bulb company, Klantronics, plans to plant it’s roots in Texas and reestablish the old “bright and shinning” order of the past.
I’m getting a lot of flak for attending Girl Talk last week and Skirllex a few months back, and I don’t see why. In fact, these types of concerts are perfect for a guy like me. Here are ten reasons why it’s a great idea for a 30 year-old man to go to an electronic…
Whitney Houston’s publicist has announced the diva’s plans to indefinitely delay her Back from the Tub Tour. Promoted to start next week at a sold out Betty Ford Clinic with future dates at Promises in Malibu and Meadows Treatment Center in Arizona, the tour is taking a backseat to awaited toxicology reports that take several days to…
It was a big night at the Grammys for Adele. The singer won best album, best record and best single, as well as 53 other meaningless trophies. Adele says she plans to keep her favorites then melt down the rest of the awards and sell them to Cash4Gold. Lady Gaga was quoted as saying, “I’d…
In a move that has been speculated by insiders for some time, Texas A&M has notified Big 12 officials that it plans to apply for membership to a new, more “pure” conference, ending its membership within the Big 12. “It’s time for a change, time for us to make a move that fits our traditional…
A surveillance camera caught this police officer gettin a piece while his poor chihuahua, Ms. Nibbles, was forced to watch.
Officials from the University of Iowa and Iowa State have announced plans to scrap the newly designed Cy-Hawk trophy. Late Monday, researches in Des Moines confirmed fears that it was scientifically, the “gayest trophy ever”. The Cy-Hawk trophy was meant to be awarded to the winner of the annualIowa–IowaStaterivalry game. “The designation has absolutely nothing…
