Keyboard Cat For President

Posted on November 6, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Darkives officially endorses Keyboard Cat for President.

Abortion Protest Month

Posted on November 2, 2012November 2, 2012 by CJ Morgan

This is exactly who women want talking to them outside of an abortion clinic. As a rich white Christian male,… Read more Abortion Protest Month

Stress Release

Posted on August 15, 2012August 15, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Nice Rack

Posted on August 14, 2012August 14, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Miles’ thoughts on Chik-Fil-A

Posted on August 10, 2012August 10, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Italian Men

Posted on August 8, 2012August 8, 2012 by CJ Morgan

This post doesn’t bother me – because I’m NOT a bigot or homophobic. It bothers me because I hate dagos.

My Friends Know Me Well

Posted on August 7, 2012August 7, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Fart Machine

Posted on July 25, 2012July 25, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Amy Weenhouse?

Posted on July 12, 2012July 10, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Space Robot, Cruel Pleasure Device or Portable A/C Unit

Posted on July 10, 2012July 10, 2012 by CJ Morgan

Either way, I’m sticking my penis inside it.