Rocking in my tum Waiting on an explosion Geyser from my bum.
Sharp pain in my side Stomach bloated a mile wide Ex-lax to help slide.
Chimps in Senegal are learning to use “spears” to hunt other animals. SOURCE
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Flowing through so free Wet and warm for all to see Mud butt has got me
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What is this brown stain? It came down like doo doo rain. Causing my butt pain.
Deep within my bowel A rumble begins to sound Very scary growl.
Waiting on my grump Pinching an enormous chunk Smell my stinky lump.
Beast within my tum. Watch it ooze out of my bum. A large poo has come.
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The heiroglyphs written on some stones of the Great Pyramid literally translate to “THIS SIDE UP.”
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