Damn that women! My roomie ate all my roast beef & pastrami. How should I retaliate?
Twice in the last week a few Austin photographers have caught me creeping (or “Tracing” as it’s known). Well done.
Make sure to get a picture of yourself leaping into the air today.
So many choices it hurts.
Gotta make that nutty man, It’s still the same now. Foe the love of nutty.
I keep bettin’ were not in love anymore. I keep bettin’ things will never be the same again.
Country gravy, take me home. To a place I wanna eat.
I’m taking a nap with my best friend. I hope he never snores loud again.
I haven’t received a speeding ticket in ten years. A few months ago I got two (for doing 70mph on… Read more At the DPS
I managed to beat the Devil in Rummikub… of course he always plays the same numbers
Our Daily Pic brings back to last night. While dining at Pluckers, a lovely Asian women dropped a note (on… Read more Chuy Got a Number
This Daily Pic reminds us all to protect the innocent.
My boss got me this sleek Aragorn Pez Dispenser. Looks more like the Dude if you ask me.
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