Stop Sucking UT

Is the University of Texas merely a shadow of itself? The pride of our city (Austin) and state (Texas) keep slipping in all the categories that are important. I came to this area to go to the University of Texas. Although I did not get in and went to Texas State (where the standards are…

Ole Miss Bros

Texas takes on Ole Miss tonight and for the last couple of days, our city has been infested with these swine. This isn’t the Grove bro! Take that Fratty, polo tucked into the khakis S back to Mississippi. Seriously, I hate this look and these dudes. They are everywhere in the south, especially at college…

Sea Men | PIC

Well it’s been a rough few weeks for The Sea Gods, 0-3 and a league high 399 points allowed. I have fired my defensive coordinator and downgraded my mascot to the mortal Sea Men. Let’s hope my fantasy football team bounces back against Gus Elliott’s Cydonia Knights

NFL Predictions | SPORTS

Sports predictions  are a fun and usually fruitless hobby -unless you gamble. Then it’s a fruitless, addicting hobby that leaves you broke on a curb getting your ribs kicked in by some drunk shylock named Vinny. That’s beside the point. Before the NFL season starts, I like to predict a few sleepers/wildcards who I think could go all the way. Last year I picked the…

Meet Your Fantasy Doom | SPORTS

An inside glance at my Fantasy Football Teams in what hopes to be my best year ever… TEAM: Bearded SeaGods LEAGUE: Emmis Austin Radio DRAFT NUMBER: 12/12 KEY PLAYERS: Aaron Rodgers, DeAngelo Williams TEAM: Alliance of the CJ’s LEAGUE: S.M.T.X. DRAFT NUMBER: 1/10 KEY PLAYERS: Chris Johnson, Calvin Johnson, Tony Romo TEAM: Plum Smugglers LEAGUE: League…