A levee leaks mud with a devastating smell My Katrina flood
Tender flakes of brown Drizzling from the colon Slowly falling down
From deep in my buns A poo poo has yet to come I hate constipate!
Flowing through so free Wet and warm for all to see Mud butt has got me
What is this brown stain? It came down like doo doo rain. Causing my butt pain.
Deep within my bowel A rumble begins to sound Very scary growl.
Beast within my tum. Watch it ooze out of my bum. A large poo has come.