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Tag: Haipu

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.31.201205.31.2012 by CJ Morgan

Pinching of some sin Last poo poem about din, Haipus in May, fin.

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.23.201205.23.2012 by CJ Morgan

A levee leaks mud with a devastating smell My Katrina flood

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.18.2012 by CJ Morgan

Tender flakes of brown Drizzling from the colon Slowly falling down

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.16.2012 by CJ Morgan

From deep in my buns A poo poo has yet to come I hate constipate!

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.15.201205.15.2012 by CJ Morgan

You might have noticed the lack of Haipus over the weekend. I had writers block. Poo trapped like a rock,… Read more Haipu a Day in May

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.09.201205.09.2012 by CJ Morgan

Rocking in my tum Waiting on an explosion Geyser from my bum.

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.08.2012 by CJ Morgan

Sharp pain in my side Stomach bloated a mile wide Ex-lax to help slide.

Weekend Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.05.201205.07.2012 by CJ Morgan

 Saturday 05.05 Cinco de Mayo Many Mexican tacos, Liquid poo cry-o. Sunday 05.06 (fan submitted) Fart fart fart fart fart… Read more Weekend Haipu a Day in May

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.04.2012 by CJ Morgan

What is this brown stain? It came down like doo doo rain. Causing my butt pain.

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.03.2012 by CJ Morgan

Deep within my bowel A rumble begins to sound Very scary growl.

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.02.2012 by CJ Morgan

Waiting on my grump Pinching an enormous chunk Smell my stinky lump.

Haipu a Day in May

Posted on 05.01.201205.01.2012 by CJ Morgan

Beast within my tum. Watch it ooze out of my bum. A large poo has come.

Halftime Haipus | AUDIO

Posted on 12.15.2010 by CJ Morgan

I read a few Haipus on the Charlie Hodge Halftime Show. Always helps to hear them read aloud by a  professional. DOWNLOAD: Halftime… Read more Halftime Haipus | AUDIO

Haipu: Part Deux-Doo

Posted on 12.13.201012.13.2010 by CJ Morgan

Apparently Haipu’s came up in my company’s social media brainstorming session. I thought I’d bring it back for round two.… Read more Haipu: Part Deux-Doo

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