Pinching of some sin Last poo poem about din, Haipus in May, fin.
A levee leaks mud with a devastating smell My Katrina flood
Tender flakes of brown Drizzling from the colon Slowly falling down
From deep in my buns A poo poo has yet to come I hate constipate!
You might have noticed the lack of Haipus over the weekend. I had writers block. Poo trapped like a rock,… Read more Haipu a Day in May
Rocking in my tum Waiting on an explosion Geyser from my bum.
Sharp pain in my side Stomach bloated a mile wide Ex-lax to help slide.
Saturday 05.05 Cinco de Mayo Many Mexican tacos, Liquid poo cry-o. Sunday 05.06 (fan submitted) Fart fart fart fart fart… Read more Weekend Haipu a Day in May
What is this brown stain? It came down like doo doo rain. Causing my butt pain.
Deep within my bowel A rumble begins to sound Very scary growl.
Waiting on my grump Pinching an enormous chunk Smell my stinky lump.
Beast within my tum. Watch it ooze out of my bum. A large poo has come.
I read a few Haipus on the Charlie Hodge Halftime Show. Always helps to hear them read aloud by a professional. DOWNLOAD: Halftime… Read more Halftime Haipus | AUDIO
Apparently Haipu’s came up in my company’s social media brainstorming session. I thought I’d bring it back for round two.… Read more Haipu: Part Deux-Doo