Ep:64 Cam Girl Confessions

Today we have a very special guest: a real life cam girl! She’s going to tell us all about what it’s like dealing with creepy men and making tokens on the Internet. Download: ep64 Music: Caribou – Dive Intro: Dave Howard  What was this podcast worth to you? Donate if you can! This episode was brought to you…

Ep63: Periscope Problems

We’re BACK! And happy to talk to you today. We spend the first part of the show catching up and talking to our friends on Periscope (which always seems to distract and derail us). Then the show gets better as we discuss some of the big changes in our lives. New houses. New plans for…

EP61: The Sexfiles

It’s been a few weeks so we take a few minutes to catch you up on our lives. Comedy Shows, festivals and relationships. Chuy is down so we try our best to cheer him up. We share the results of the “Sleeping with CJ” survey. Also, STOP BEING A QUEEF!

Ep56: Queefceañera

Hi there friends! Today we celebrate love, love making and living each other. The podcast starts with some oral sex and love making talk and ends with us discussing our top SNL cast members. Carissa gave something up, CJ tried a new drug and Chuy has to work. This one is all over the place…

Ep54: On The Edge

Chuy’s feeling a little bitter about life all around today. CJ arrives in a sour mood. Will Carissa be able to turn them around with positive talk? Listen and find out! This podcast is intended for a mature audience. The content expressed, implied and/or played on this show do not reflect the views and opinions…

Ep53: Ten Pound Baby

This episode we get into the madness behind the people of the Internet. We dissect the comments on CJ’s blog about the most overrated things in Austin, We discuss free speech and a local politician who tried to get CJ in trouble. Chuy has some news headlines for you to laugh at. Most importantly, we discuss…

Ep52: The Chuysode

Once every month or so we are going to take turns running the show within this show. Today Chuy stepped up to the plate and prepared a fine podcast for you folks! We covered booze at KFC, NYE plans, feminism and sitcoms. We also have Carissa’s friend Heidi in the studio to laugh at our…

Ep51: Meet the Parents

It’s the end of the year and we have special treat for our podcast listeners! CJ’s parents were in town and stopped by the studio to talk with us. Download: ep51 Music: dYe – Fantasy Intro: Dave Howard & The Shadows GIVE US MONEY (plz) Help us buy equipment to continue doing our podcast and take it on…

Ep48: Showciopath

This podcast covers dating, serial killers, high thoughts, working out, pick up artists and even pinging the news. Find is on iTunes or FeedBurner by searching Darkives OR Mexican, Mustache and Madam. This podcast is intended for a mature audience. The content expressed, implied and/or played on this show do not reflect the views and opinions…

Ep46: Fast Food Feast

Chuy and CJ gathered in the underground comedy bunker to feast and talk about their dirty love of fast food, fingering and fungus. DOWNLOAD: ep46 Music: Superhumanoids – Flipping Out Intro: Dave Howard & The Shadows Brought to you By: Catman+Sons GIVE US MONEY (plz) Help us buy equipment to continue doing our podcast and take it on the…