Governor Rick Perry announced today that his new light bulb company, Klantronics, plans to plant it’s roots in Texas and reestablish the old “bright and shinning” order of the past. Advertisements
Today we got paid! We also choose a name, discuss movie stars, amazing facts about celebs, our bodies, a few master trolls, an office prank and Carissa’s deadly littering problem. Also on this episode: Fuck texas? No, fuck New York
During this fine third episode we try to come up with a name, talk UFC, my Vegas marriage, buffets, shrooms, steak & Sea crabs, guests and go into why Carissa missed the last episode and how she is changing her life. Please reach out to us on Facebook or twitter to let us know you…
Darkivist @RyanRevolver discovered that Rick Perry’s Hair was the answer to one of today’s QRank questions. On his twitter feed @perryhair2012 , Rick said: “…that’s great news! Unfortunately though, Trump chose to endorse Mitt”.
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Rick Perry Hair is ramping up the campaign! Check out the new commercials: DOWNLOAD: perryhair_opponents DOWNLOAD: perryhair_threethings
We discuss the sick crap happening at Penn State, Rick Perry’s foible, my wiener, Radiohead tickets, first world problems and masturbation troubles. DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC37 MUSIC BY: Foster the People, Wilco and Naked & Famous
The Can’t Get a Job on the Radio Podcast returns from break and wow… a lot has happened since our sabbatical. In this episode, we discuss the departure of the Charlie Hodge and Matt Sadler Halftime Show, my injured wiener dog, the Central Texas Fires, my car wreck, our careers, the Republican nominations and much,…
Rick Perry Hair is kicking off his 2012 Campaign! Help spread the dark and donate to get your Rick Perry Hair campaign gear. “I’m Rick Perry Hair, a true independent. I’ll shine for you.”
_____________________________________________________ Suscribe and make sure to “Like” us on Facebook: Facebook.com/Darkives _____________________________________________________ I dun did it again! That and we debate Perry, Politics and paper or plastic… and by debate I mean make poop jokes. DOWNLOAD: CGJRPC30 MUSIC: La Roux, My Morning Jacket, Empire of the Sun.