I got a ticket, I’m going to fight back

The Panhandle of Texas is notorious for it’s speed traps. For the first time in my 15 years of driving I got caught in one. Highway 287 runs through some notorious traps like Iowa Park, Quannah, Clarendon, Vernon and worst of all, Estelline. I had safely made it through Estelline and I was on my…

Stop Sucking UT

Is the University of Texas merely a shadow of itself? The pride of our city (Austin) and state (Texas) keep slipping in all the categories that are important. I came to this area to go to the University of Texas. Although I did not get in and went to Texas State (where the standards are…

Greg Abbott plans big Announcement

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is planning a major announcement on Sunday. Sources inside Abbot’s camp indicate he plans to either drink a dick or wear an Asshat for an entire year. The long running Republican Attorney General has said he has always wanted to drink a dick or two, if he were able to…

Perception VS Reality

First off, I’ve never been to this place and I am being a complete judgmental asshat with this post. However, I want to illustrate the perception that us young men have when it comes to ‘hip’ hangouts versus what is often the reality. Reality being there will always be a lot of bros. too many…