EP133: Election Night
It is election night as we are podcasting. We talk about voting, the election process, and the stress it causes.
An Open Letter from God to the Great People of Texas
Hey Ya’ll, it’s me, God. First off, I’m sorry that I’ve been so damn busy lately. Now, there seem to be a lot of issues going on, but I want to address one in particular really quick so I can get back to this Boyhood/Birdman issue (Give me time, I’m figuring it out…): So, when…
I got a ticket, I’m going to fight back
The Panhandle of Texas is notorious for it’s speed traps. For the first time in my 15 years of driving I got caught in one. Highway 287 runs through some notorious traps like Iowa Park, Quannah, Clarendon, Vernon and worst of all, Estelline. I had safely made it through Estelline and I was on my…
Stop Sucking UT
Is the University of Texas merely a shadow of itself? The pride of our city (Austin) and state (Texas) keep slipping in all the categories that are important. I came to this area to go to the University of Texas. Although I did not get in and went to Texas State (where the standards are…
Rick Perry Brings More Jobs to Texas
Governor Rick Perry announced today that his new light bulb company, Klantronics, plans to plant it’s roots in Texas and reestablish the old “bright and shinning” order of the past.
Episode 5: Master Troll, Apple core and Walken on Sunshine
Today we got paid! We also choose a name, discuss movie stars, amazing facts about celebs, our bodies, a few master trolls, an office prank and Carissa’s deadly littering problem. Also on this episode: Fuck texas? No, fuck New York
Greg Abbott plans big Announcement
Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is planning a major announcement on Sunday. Sources inside Abbot’s camp indicate he plans to either drink a dick or wear an Asshat for an entire year. The long running Republican Attorney General has said he has always wanted to drink a dick or two, if he were able to…
Perception VS Reality
First off, I’ve never been to this place and I am being a complete judgmental asshat with this post. However, I want to illustrate the perception that us young men have when it comes to ‘hip’ hangouts versus what is often the reality. Reality being there will always be a lot of bros. too many…
Reverse Prank Call: The Change
Change can come at a cost but this debt collector might be willing to forgive and help me be who I really am!
If at first you don’t secdee, try again.
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